Oh yes… I am such an attractive broad right now! I am full of mucous and have developed this horrible hacking cough. Between the hacking and the “husky” voice I happened to mention to my cubicle partner that I felt like I sounded like an old cougar hanging out in a bar. Drinking back mickey’s of whiskey and smoking cigars. Her comment was “leave me alone, I’m in the bar!!!!!” Which I found utterly and completely hilarious.
Then I stopped, and realized that I have relatives who fit this bill EXACTLY!