Well, I can picture the speech I’ll make at the Mother of the Year banquet… My mom emailed to let me know that “they just can’t seem to get Brody to stop pooping outside.” Who should I thank in my speech? Right now, I’m blaming this on my dad. Same guy who told the boys it was okay to wipe their nose on their sleeves. ugh.
My boss thinks there might be some “green” benefit to Brody pooping outside. Look at all the water he’s saving! He’s fertilizing the lawn! My parents’ dogs don’t even poop in the yard, they head over to the “forest” behind my parents house and poop there! I’m going to suggest they have the dogs teach Brody where to poop – problem solved.